
See it? Above the door to the living room? Ok, here's a close up.

Yep, there was a crack in the ceiling and it was dripping water. Now, I have to admit to noticing this crack in the past but assumed it was just that, a crack in the plaster ceiling, nothing new around here. Well, on this particular morning that crack was bulging, wet and dripping so upon further inspection it appeared we had a leak in our drywall ceiling (the surfaces in the house range from plaster to drywall to paneling to unidentified). We knew when we bought the house that the roof would need to be replaced within the next few years and it was raining heavily outside however, we're on the first floor of a two story house and right under the bathroom. The toilet to be exact. We crossed our fingers that it was a roof problem, water running down a pipe thru the second floor to the first, and not a plumbing problem as the prospect of tearing up the newish travertine floor upstairs was not one I wanted to outright accept. We waited a few weeks to try to determine a correlation between the leak and either the rain or a flush pattern but the ceiling actually never dripped again.
We decided at that point to do some detective work and since we were hoping for a roof leak, started in the attic. Bryce stuck his head up there first, clearly ignoring the 'do not stand on the top of the ladder' warning on the ladder.

The attic is small and the floor of it is covered in blown in insulation, ducting and who knows what so you really can't get into it further than the waist. We could however see this from the attic opening.
There was very clearly (at least at some point) water running down the old chimney which is near the leak in question. We went outside to get an idea of the layout of all the items that punch thru the roof that may be allowing water to run down them and to the ceiling of the first floor....turns out there were a few. No idea what the two smaller ones are but the largest of the three pipes is the vent for the upstairs toilet waste water. That would align it directly above the leak. Hm....
Now we have discovered a definite roof problem but the location of the leak made it more likely to be a pipe problem. We figured we'd need to patch up the water damaged drywall in the ceiling anyway so we might as well bite the bullet and see what was in there.
First we found mold which was a given, but luckily very concentrated in that one spot. But next we found this
a cracked 4" cast iron vent pipe (the likes of which has never been seen in our plumber's 25 years of experience we later learned). What you can't see in this photo is that there is also a golf ball sized hole in the side of the pipe a few inches above the ceiling and if you looked directly up at the pipe, daylight. So now we had two confirmed roof leaks and a busted pipe.





















